GIVE ME THE BOOTY

none gf with left feel

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weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

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forrome:

"How’s school?"

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stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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Let’s face it; Cherry has a great sense of style.

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brownshhugar:

Person: So, what are your interests?

Me: 

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roachpatrol:

ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.

PRINCIENTIST

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jeeeeeed:

ive reblogged this like 5 times already and im not gonna stop

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#me
Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible.
—Things I’ll teach my children (via wanksclub)

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deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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Girl: Yeah, sorry. I'm not interested, please leave me alone.
Guy: Oh you're just playing hard to get ;)
Guy's friend: Dude, maybe she isn't all that interested.
Guy: Wtf, why didn't she just say so, what a passive aggressive bitch
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