edited lol how do hands work
GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT FUCK
IS ALL OF THAT PURRING COMING FROM THAT TINY THING
OH MY GOODNESS IT’S SO VOCAL IT’S ADORABLE!!!
yo guys all siamese are like this. very loud/vocal/talkative, and very, very needy/affectionate
get your motor runnin’
THIS IS SO DAMN PRECIOUS!!! I swear, if you get me a kitten, I will marry you.
I need a Siamese kitten right meow!
Stop making women feel bad about shaving.
Stop making women feel bad about not shaving.
Stop making women feel bad about having sex.
Stop making women feel bad about not having sex.
Stop hating all men because some men are assholes.
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
when is the world gonna realize how talented strippers are. From the upperbody stregnth, balance, creativity. That shit is a fucking art man
I’m not worthy.
These girls need to go to the olympics
God I hope to be this bad ass in my 70s+
I hate it when Girl Scouts are selling cookies and I don’t have money to buy them.
Partially because I am honor-bound to support their lesbian, socialist, transgender, abortionist agenda.
And partially because I really fucking love Girl Scout cookies.
if u ever purposefully hurt an animal in front of me i will punch u so fuckin fast ill break the fuckin sound barrier dont fuckin test me watch ur back pal
im not giving out any context for this conversation
bubblegum and curls.
"in the name of bla bla bla…"
no one cares usagi
i needed to get this out of my system before i passed out. goodnight : )